You Might Be a Pastor If …

H. B. London shared some of these at a recent pastors’ seminar:

You might be a pastor if …

  • You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.
  • You’ve ever wondered why people couldn’t die at more appropriate times.
  • You find yourself counting people at a sporting event.
  • You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but you don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.
  • Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”
  • You often feel like you’re herding cats rather than shepherding sheep.
  • You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion.

And my personal favorite:

  • You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were!

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