You Might Be a Pastor If …

March 30, 2009 | Posted by Ray Fowler

H. B. London shared some of these at a recent pastors’ seminar:

You might be a pastor if …

You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.
You’ve ever wondered why people couldn’t die at more appropriate times.
You find yourself counting people at a sporting event.
You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but you don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.
Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”
You often feel like you’re herding cats rather than shepherding sheep.
You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion.

And my personal favorite: