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Here are four ways on how to get rid of your pastor (from Richard W. De Haan, Your Pastor and You):
- Say “Amen!” once in a while, and he’ll preach himself to death.
- Encourage him and brag on his work, and he’ll probably work himself to death.
- Offer to help out with the ministry of the church and request the name of a person with whom you could go share the Gospel – your pastor just might die of heart failure.
- Get the church to unite in prayer for the preacher, and he’ll soon become so effective that a larger church will take him off your hands.
DeHaan concludes the list by saying: “If we terminated more apathy and fewer pastors, we would see greater results.”
Okay, everyone. You’ve read the list. Now go get rid of your pastor!

Just brilliant … and it just might work!
Actually, what is really scary is how many people have arrived at my blog in the past several weeks because they were googling: “How to get rid of your pastor.”