New Song – “I Gained Three Pounds on Christmas Day”
December 26, 2024
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Posted by Ray Fowler
Here’s a new song I wrote this morning called “I Gained Three Pounds on Christmas Day” (to be sung to the tune of “I Saw Three Ships”). Enjoy!
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I gained three pounds on Christmas Day,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I gained three pounds on Christmas Day,
on Christmas Day in the morning.
I had such fun on Christmas Day,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I had such fun on Christmas Day,
on Christmas Day in the morning.
How will I ever lose this weight
from Christmas Day, from Christmas Day?
How will I ever lose this weight
from Christmas Day in the morning?
I’ll watch my portions and walk the dog
since Christmas Day, since Christmas Day.
I’ll watch my portions and walk the dog
since Christmas Day in the morning.
How long will it take to lose this weight
from Christmas Day, from Christmas Day?
How long will it take to lose this weight
from Christmas Day in the morning?
I’ll take three days to lose this weight
from Christmas Day, from Christmas Day.
I’ll take three days to lose this weight
from Christmas Day in the morning.
But I had such fun on Christmas Day,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Yes I had such fun on Christmas Day,
on Christmas Day in the morning!
Categories: Christmas, Food, Fun, Songs
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I’m not sure it was only 3 lbs.!!! lol
John – We’ll call it a rounding error (in more ways than one!)
Are you a biologist?
You really nailed the post-holiday guilt vibe with this song — ‘I’ll take three days to lose this weight’ is such a relatable lie we all tell ourselves. The tune choice makes it stick in my head, but now I’m craving cookies while humming it.Keep the festive spirit alive, even if it’s just in song!