5 things to say if you’re caught sleeping at work

Here are the five best things to say if you’re caught sleeping at work:

    5. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
    4. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the
        time management course you sent me to.
    3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got
        here just in time.
    2. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
        you put your ear down real close?

And the number one best thing to say if you’re caught sleeping at your desk:

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, . . . “Amen!”

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  1. Margaret says:

    I love the final excuse: (“Amen”.) Reminds me of praying before a meal in a restaurant, and looking up to see the waitress staring at me and saying: “Is something wrong with the food?”

  2. Ray Fowler says:

    That’s cute. We always try to “time” our prayers at restaurants in between the waitress’ visits so as to not keep her waiting. Doesn’t always work out that way, though!

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