Some Cute Quotes on the Third Commandment

I found these quotes after preaching on the Third Commandment last week. If I had found them earlier, I might have used them!

  • I heard someone say: “You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.” The corollary is: “You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!” Swearing and praying are the two most common ways to use God’s name.
  • Turning to her daddy, seven-year-old Susie asked, “Why doesn’t Tommy talk?” “He can’t,” replied her father. “Babies as small as he is never talk.” “Oh yes, they do,” Susie reassured him. “At Sunday church last week our teacher told us that Job cursed the day he was born!”


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