1. I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
2. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
3. I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, “Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?” I said, “Yes”.
4. I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
5. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
6. In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, “Cut it out.”
7. When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child … eventually.
8. It’s a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they’d just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
9. I met this wonderful girl at Macy’s. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
10. A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, “Wish you were here.”

Other Posts in the Series:

• Ten Steven Wright Jokes (1)
• Ten Steven Wright Jokes (2)
• Ten Steven Wright Jokes (3)
• Ten Steven Wright Jokes (4)
• Ten Steven Wright Jokes (5)