Quick Takes – 12/15/2007

Television Tunes. Thousands of TV theme music and songs from yesterday and today. (HT: Presurfer)

Remove child before folding (baby stroller). Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, M-LAW, has revealed the winners in its eleventh annual Wacky Warning Label Contest. This year’s top prize goes to the label on a tractor that warns: “Danger: Avoid Death.” Second place goes to the label on an iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: “Do not iron while wearing shirt.” (HT: Don Surber)

Dr. Sam Lamerson shares some helpful quotes on dealing with criticism. “Preaching at Coral Ridge has taught me that no matter how hard you work, the critics will come out when you least expect them. I don’t mean those people who are really trying to help by giving suggestions; I thank the Lord for those people. I mean those who simply cannot be satisfied. Here are a few quotations that I have found helpful.”

Jesse Johnson explains why evangelism at Grace Church is a practice not a program. “The man [asked me], ‘What does your church do for evangelism?’ ‘We evangelize,’ I answered … At Grace Church, our philosophy of evangelism hinges on the idea that evangelism is not a program. A church does not transform a community through activities and events … Rather, a church impacts its community through the lives of its members.”

Jon Bloom shares 5 D’s that he has made a part of his daily prayers: “Whatever it takes, Lord, give me… 1) Delight in you as the greatest treasure of my heart. 2) Desire to know you, be with you, and seek your kingdom above all else. 3) Discernment that comes from a renewed mind that I might know your will. 4) Discipline to plan for what I discern as your will. 5) Diligence to do your will with all my heart.” Read the whole plan complete with matching Scripture verses at Jon’s post over at Desiring God.

First ever quantum calculation. “University of Queensland researchers are part of an international team to have made the first ever execution of a quantum calculation, a major step towards building the first quantum computers … By manipulating quantum mechanically entangled photons – the fundamental particles of light – the prime factors of the number 15 were calculated … Although the answer to this problem could have been obtained much more quickly by querying a bright eight-year-old, as the number becomes bigger and bigger the problem becomes more and more difficult.” (HT: Neatorama)

James Howell, pastor at Ben Witherington’s home church, offers a different take on shopping (Christmas or otherwise): “Think about J.R.R. Tolkien’s hobbits: on their birthdays, instead of receiving gifts, they give gifts. When I shop, do I buy for others? If so, whom? Sometimes I buy a new coat for me, and give my old coat to the needy – which is an excellent thought. I have a friend who committed to a different discipline: when he buys a new coat for his son, he simultaneously buys a new coat for a child who can’t afford even an old coat. I know several families whose Christmas shopping tab is always matched by a special donation to the poor. Do I leave my faith at home, or take it with me, when I shop?”

At Least It’s Not Condition 1 Weather!

I live in New England where we are expecting our first major snow storm of the season — 6 to 10 inches of the heavy, white sticky stuff coming our way this afternoon. Today as I am shoveling and throughout the winter, I will just keep reminding myself, “At least it’s not Condition 1 Weather!”

What is Condition 1 Weather, you ask? Just take a look at this video of a weather station in Antarctica.

(Video length: 1:03)

Official Definitions:

  • Condition ONE – any one of the following is true:
    • Wind speed greater than 55 knots
    • Visibility less than 100 feet
    • Wind-chill worse than -100F
  • Condition TWO – any one of the following is true:
    • Wind speed between 48 and 55 knots
    • Visibility better than 100 feet but less than 1/4 mile
    • Wind-chill between -70F and -100F
  • Condition THREE – anything that is better than Condition TWO.
    • Condition THREE means normal, good weather!

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HT: Presurfer

A Very Merry Guitar Christmas from Sam Fowler

(Note: Sam’s Christmas guitar arrangements below!)

My son, Sam, wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas from him and his guitar. Sam is in the eighth grade and just started playing guitar about two years ago. He worked hard doing lawn jobs over the last two summers and was able to save up enough money to buy himself his own brand, spankin’ new Martin D-15 at the end of this summer. Here he is with his new guitar.

Sam with his Martin D-15

I have been teaching him what I know, and he also studied with acoustic guitar wizard Brooks Williams this summer. Anyways, here are three of Sam’s original fingerstyle acoustic guitar arrangements played by Sam for you on his very own Martin D-15. They are all good, but my favorite of these is definitely Feliz Navidad — a nice spunky version with a great feel. Merry Christmas all and enjoy! And remember, you heard him here first!

Click on the song title to hear the MP3:

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The Golden Compass Christian Response Roundup

The movie, The Golden Compass, premiered this weekend amid much controversy, most of it over the theological content of the books on which the film is based. Philip Pullman, the author of the books, is an avowed atheist who has been quoted as saying, “My books are about killing God.”

I have not seen the movie or read the books, but I have read quite a bit about them in recent weeks. Here are some articles written from a Christian perspective that I found helpful in understanding the issues involved.

Articles about The Golden Compass:

Movie reviews of The Golden Compass:

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The Golden Compass vs. Narnia Box Office Results

The movie, The Golden Compass, opened this weekend with disappointing results at the box office (although it was still the number one film at the box office for the weekend). The film, which had a production budget of $180 million, only pulled in an estimated $26 million over the weekend. Compare this to The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe which opened during the same weekend time frame back in December 2005, also with a production budget of $180 million.

The Golden Compass

  • Production budget: $180 million
  • Opening Weekend: $25,783,232
  • 3,528 theaters, $7,308 average

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

  • Production budget: $180 million
  • Opening Weekend: $65,556,312
  • 3,616 theaters, $18,129 average

Note: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe eventually went on to gross $744,783,957 worldwide.

Click here for more Narnia and Caspian related posts.
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Sunday Morning SoundBytes – 12/9/2007

Yesterday’s message on the tenth commandment was the final message in The Ten Commandments for Today series. The message was called You Shall Not Covet, taken from Exodus 20:17.

Exodus 20:17 – “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.” (NIV)

Here is an outline of the message:

I. The meaning of the commandment (Exodus 20:17; Deuteronomy 5:21)
    A. You shall not desire what rightfully belongs to someone else
    B. You shall not desire something excessively

II. Aimed at the heart
    A. Outward vs. inward commands (Mark 7:21-23; Luke 18:18-25)
    B. Only God can command inwardly (Luke 12:2-3; Hebrews 4:13)

III. Prohibitions of the command
    A. Love of money (Proverbs 23:4-5; Matthew 6:19-21,24)
    B. Greed for more (Luke 12:13-15)
    C. Envying others (Psalm 73:1-3; Proverbs 14:30; Ecclesiastes 4:4-6)
    D. Lustful desires (Proverbs 6:25; Matthew 5:28)
    E. Selfishness (Luke 12:16-21; Acts 20:33-35; Romans 13:9-10)
    F. Pride (1 John 2:15-17)

IV. Characteristics of the covetous person
    A. Constantly craving for more (Ecclesiastes 5:10)
    B. Dissatisfied with life (Psalm 112:10; Ecclesiastes 4:7-8)
    C. Acting out your wrong desires (Joshua 7:20-21; 1 Kings 21:1-7;
        Matthew 26:15-16)
    D. Unfruitful life for God (Mark 4:19; James 4:1-3)

V. The antidote to covetousness – contentment!
    A. Be content with the Lord (Psalm 73:25-26; Hebrews 13:5)
    B. Be content with righteousness (Psalm 37:1-4)
    C. Be content with your possessions (Psalm 37:16; Proverbs 30:8-9;
        Philippians 4:11-13)
    D. Be content with your position (1 Corinthians 7:20-21)
    E. Be content with God’s good gift of life (Ecclesiastes 3:12-13)

Note: To read the complete message, go to the Sermons tab at the top of the blog.

Ten Steven Wright Jokes (4)

  1. I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went “Aaaaahhhh …”
  2. I wrote a song, but I can’t read music so I don’t know what it is. Every once in a while I’ll be listening to the radio and I say, “I think I might have written that.”
  3. Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  4. I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
  5. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
  6. I got a garage door opener. It can’t close. Just open.
  7. I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  8. I installed a skylight in my apartment … The people who live above me are furious!
  9. I had to stop driving my car for a while … the tires got dizzy.
  10. I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

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Riverdance by the Celtic Monkeys

Okay, this is just silly.

HT: The Presurfer

53 Percent of All Statistics

This one is for my nephew, Andrew, who is taking a statistics class in college this semester.

“Did you know that fifty-three percent of all statistics are made up on the spot?”

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Celebrating Ruth Bell Graham – TV Special

The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association is airing the television special Celebrating Ruth Bell Graham in the month of December. In my area (Massachusetts) it will show on NBC on December 8th at 7:00 p.m. You can check TV listings for your area here.

You can also watch the program online at this link at the following times:

  • Tuesday, December 4, 7 p.m. Eastern time
  • Saturday, December 15, 10 p.m. Eastern time
  • Wednesday, December 26, 7 p.m. Eastern time

If all else fails, you can always order the DVD of the special for $16.95 (shipping 12/10 – should make a nice Christmas present). And I expect they will eventually add this to their online archive of previous TV specials here.

Here is a brief preview of the program. (Video length: 1:31)

From the war-torn countryside of ancient China, to the impressive halls of America’s White House, Ruth Bell Graham’s life took her on a journey that few could imagine.

Meet this unique woman who captured the heart of Billy Graham and gained the admiration of countless others. Discover why her husband called her, “…the greatest Christian I’ve ever known.”

Laugh with those who knew her best and discover fresh insights from those who loved her deeply. Find out how her “behind-the-scenes” wit and wisdom helped produce an extraordinary legacy.

Plus, be inspired by world premier music videos from Avalon and Fernando Ortega, and enjoy a special performance from the Gaither Homecoming Friends.

Watch the Billy Graham Television Special this December as we celebrate the “very full life” of Ruth Bell Graham.

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The Prince Caspian Movie Trailer

Here is the first full official trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian movie. This just looks so good. Enjoy! (Note: If you have not read the book, there are some spoilers in the trailer, but nothing too serious.)

(Video length: 2:31)

Don’t forget – the Prince Caspian movie is only away!

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Free Christmas Music MP3 Downloads

Feels Like Christmas

The Feels Like Christmas site is offering free Christmas music MP3 downloads. All of the songs were submitted by the artists and are completely legal for free downloading.

One of my great joys in life is listening to (and playing) fingerstyle acoustic guitar, so my first download was this spirited arrangement of “Deck the Halls” by guitarist John Morgan from his Capture the Night CD. I like it so much I will probably end up buying the whole CD for Christmas this year.

Happy browsing and a merry Christmas!

Related post: A Very Merry Guitar Christmas from Sam Fowler
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