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Stop Praying!

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Here is a great church sign for all my friends up north:

Whoever is praying for snow - please stop!

Do I hear any amens?

HT: Pure Church

Discovery Channel

“I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.”  -Comic Craig Sharf

You know it’s cold in Florida when …

… the iguanas start falling out of the trees.

Update: We actually found some iguanas lying around like statues on the church property yesterday. As soon as it gets warm, many of them will be up and running again. Apparently the larger ones have a better chance for survival than the smaller ones. I also heard about a man who put a bunch of frozen iguanas in his truck. Of course he had the heat on which revived the iguanas and he soon found them crawling all over the place while he was trying to drive. Weird stuff!

Best Costume (Transformers)

Here is a very cool costume.

HT: Verum Serum

When Socks Play Hide and Seek

Cute.

Orange Telecom by PES (video length: 1:05)

 

Atheist Sunday School

Here is another great cartoon from Dave Walker:

Atheist Sunday School | Cartoon | Dave Walker

In case you were wondering, there really is such a thing as Atheist Sunday School — see News and Notes 11/29/2007

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House Up For Sale

We put our house up for sale this week. Click here for some pictures.

Chargoggagogg-manchauggagogg-chaubunagungamaugg

Lake Webster | Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
                                    Photo: Bree Bailey [Flickr]

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg! That’s the name of a lake in Webster, Massachusetts (and the longest place name in the United States). I first learned about it in grade school and actually memorized it. Years later I can still roll the name off my tongue, and believe it or not, I can even spot the two misspelled letters in the sign above.

In an embarrassing mistake, officials in Massachusetts have been forced to admit that some road signs pointing to Lake Chargoggagogg-manchauggagogg-chaubunagungamaugg have spelling mistakes in them.

The typos, which are completely baffling considering how easy it is to spell Lake Chargoggagogg-manchauggagogg-chaubunagungamaugg, were revealed by a local newspaper, the Worcester Telegram & Gazette, which has been covering the misspelling scandal since 2003.

Legend has it that two Indian tribes disputing fishing rights gave the lake its long Indian name which means: “You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and nobody fish in the middle.” It’s a fun story which unfortunately was later debunked. But somehow that’s how I still think about the lake after all these years.

HT: Neatorama

The Obama Burger

I have been pretty quiet around here on anything Obama related, but I got a laugh out of this report from yesterday’s Tea Party in Greenville, South Carolina. Apparently, they were selling Obama Burgers — you pay for one and they cut it in half and give the rest to the guy behind you for free!!

HT: National Review

The Pastor’s Dog

Well, I posted on pastors earlier this week and then on the pastor’s wife, so I thought it was time for the pastor’s dog. I love this old cartoon from Leadership Journal.

Pastor's Dog
                  (Rob Suggs; Leadership, Spring 1987, Vol. 8, no. 2, p. 75.)

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You Might Be a Pastor’s Wife If …

Here is a follow-up to yesterday’s post on You Might Be a Pastor.

You might be a pastor’s wife if …

  • Every summer you counsel at teen camp for your vacation.
  • You have shaken as many hands as a politician.
  • People think your husband works only three hours a week.
  • You can teach Sunday School and nurse your baby at the same time.
  • You can sincerely pray for someone’s dog!
  • You spend more time visiting in hospitals than doctors do.
  • People consider you a walking phone book for church members.
  • You sing in the choir, teach Sunday School, and host a missionary family all in the same day.
  • You’re expected to be a piano player … actually, a “spiritual gift!”

Source: You Might Be a Pastor’s Wife If …, by Kathy Slamp

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You Might Be a Pastor If …

H. B. London shared some of these at a recent pastors’ seminar:

You might be a pastor if …

  • You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.
  • You’ve ever wondered why people couldn’t die at more appropriate times.
  • You find yourself counting people at a sporting event.
  • You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but you don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.
  • Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”
  • You often feel like you’re herding cats rather than shepherding sheep.
  • You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion.

And my personal favorite:

  • You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were!

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