There’s an old rule for making predictions: give them a date or give them an event, but never give them both!

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The short version:

Gimli Destroys the Ring (Video length: 0:56)

That was easy.

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What the birth of Jesus might have looked like if Joseph and Mary had Facebook and the Internet:

The Digital Story of Nativity (Video length: 2:58)

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Dear Mom and Dad,

Hey, guess what? I bought a
second (used) car for the family
this week. It’s nothing to write home
about, but – oh, wait, never mind.

Love,

Ray
_____________________________

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Recent Steve Martin tweet:

I have the strangest feeling that I’m being followed.

- from SteveMartinToGo

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Here is another great cartoon from Dave Walker.

This CartoonChurch.com cartoon by Dave Walker originally appeared in the Church Times.

So, where do you sit in church? Do you sit in the same place each week or do you like to move around?

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Here’s how Mark Twain did it with the dedication to his first book, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Cavalerous County, published in 1867.

“To John Smith: Whom I have known in divers and sundry places about the world, and whose many and manifold virtues did always command my esteem, I dedicate this book. It is said that the man to whom a volume is dedicated, always buys a copy. If this prove true in the present instance, a princely affluence is about to burst upon THE AUTHOR.”

Not a bad idea. If you’re writing a book, you may want to give it a try!

Note: If you have a book you would like to publish on the Ipad, Kindle or Nook, I can help: Ebook Formatting for the Ipad, Kindle and Nook
 

Here’s a fun clip of Darth Vader recording driving directions for the TomTom GPS.

Darth Vader GPS – behind the scenes (Video length: 2:27)

 
HT: Kevin DeYoung

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Why people may have their eyes closed during the sermon:

Do you ever close your eyes during the sermon? I like the pastor who said, “Once I dreamed I was preaching, when all of a sudden I woke up and found that I was!”

HT: The Cartoon Blog

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Time for a Saturday cartoon.

Coyote Catches Roadrunner (Video length: 1:41)

So, did you know the coyote ever caught the road runner?

HT: Althouse

Here is a great church sign for all my friends up north:

Do I hear any amens?

HT: Pure Church

“I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.”  -Comic Craig Sharf